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Have you ever wanted to kiss someone really really badly

But you can’t because they’re taken, not interested, too far away, don’t know you exist, or fictional

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  • How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.

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the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

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